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"Terlet" brush holder

Gives new meaning to the term
"Shit kicking boots," doesn't it?
(Pardon my language)

And yes, we own one!

This Tasteless Tuesday is especially for Art.

Totally Tasteless Tuesday and Surgery Update!

Surgery Update
Surgery yesterday afternoon went well. Not much pain at all. Home (well, back in the RV) already this morning. Another step behind me on this journey!

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Funny the games you become addicted too!

I just can't seem to grab two boobs that match!

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Painless implants on the cheap.
Sign up NOW!

After looking at all the implants available (iTit, etc), I've finally decided on this inexpensive, one-size-fits-all, painless set of new breasts.


Apparently you get three sets for the price of one so anyone who wants to sign up with me, just let me know!

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While Juan-in-a-Million and I were in Houston Friday, it snowed! Then, just as we were leaving town, a snow angel appeared right before our eyes.


Juan's never driven home to Bryan so fast!

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Too bad this BBQ pit can't be towed

with the gun barrel pointing backwards!

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Another
Texas Grill Accessory

See last week's Tasteless Tuesday
for the rest of the story!

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Texas Grill Accessory

I'm not tellin' who sent THIS one to me!
You'd be so-o-o-o surprised!

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Don't ever sample the fruit of the butt tree!

Thanks, SIE.

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This is not my fault!

Blame Joan!

Happy early Holloween to you!

DISCLAIMER: This pumpkin resides on the butt of a total stranger.
It is not my butt, nor the butt of Joan, the butt of Chaz, or the butt of Juan.
But we thank butt for the laugh it gave us!

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Guess what all y'all are gettin' for Christmas
from Juan and me this year?

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Maybe urinals don't have the same motto that real estate does. You know the one I mean - location, location, location!

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I love phat tats!

Thanks, Joan!

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Although I am encouraging self-exams
and annual GYN exams,
I want you to know that
this man is
scamming women!

Don't fall for this!!!

This is NOT my radiologist!

Little did I know when Talkin' Trash sent this to me a couple of months ago,

that I would need this warning so badly. Thanks, Deb.

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Just thought my short-armed friends would want to know!

The misspellings in the text below the ad are on the website.

For over a hundred years we've been using toilet tissues the same old way. Now there's a better way with the extended reach and comfortable to use Comfort Wipe™. It grabs and holds the toilet tissue in perfect postions so you can easily wipe yourself. When you're done, just dispense the soiled tissue right in the toilet with the press of a button. Comfort Wipe™ extends your reach a full 18" while the anotomical design follows the contours of your body for perfect cleaning. It's perfect for everyone, especially if you have trouble easily reaching because of physical limitations such as bad shoulder or other mobility litimations. Now you'll never have to touch a dirty toilet tissue!

Thanks, SIE.

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Sad but true!

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Just because of the placement of the trigger and cork,
this water gun man HAS to be a superhero!

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Don't know why.
Don't know who.
Don't wanna know why or who.

Excuse me...while I interrupt Tasteless Tuesday but I want to tell you about a virtual writers' conference going on RIGHT NOW and for the next four days. It's free! It's fun! And you'll learn a lot!

It's all done through posts on this blog:

http://virtualwritersconference.blogspot.com

You can follow Gayle on twitter too!

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