The Texas Woman

Tote that barge! Lift that bale!
And do it with Forearm Forklifts!

Because I haul home heavy junk stuff, I have a set of As Seen On TV Forearm Forklifts! I used them just the other evening when I hauled back to my lair this primitive, old wardrobe that my friend Ruthie gave me.



Now, before you go thinking that Ruthie is such a dear for giving this wardrobe to me, remember that she is moving and the wardrobe is very heavy! She just didn't want to move it herself so she kept calling friends until some sucker (me) accepted the "gift"!

Big! Heavy! Old! No, not the husband. The wardrobe.

But I did mention to her a long time ago that I liked it so maybe she did call me first! Thank you, Ruthie!



This is how you use the Forearms. The grimace on my face is a reenactment but the lifting is real.


With a little bit of work and some furniture wax, I've got decorative storage. Stay tuned but don't hold your breath. It might take me a while!