Ya see, apparently people search the web for words and phrases commonly used in The Texas Woman titles. Who knew?
Well, Goggle Analytics knows and every morning I get a report of keyword searches where my blog appeared. It gives me a good laugh with my breakfast Margaritas.
Yesterday’s blog showed up when some poor gal entered, “What are some sex things I can do for a guy.” Obviously she’s not a Texas gal. We KNOW what to do with our men. I don’t think my list helped her much.
“My Famous Butt” is still creating a stir. OK, that could be taken the wrong way but once again I don’t think my blog post helped the searchers much. “Famous Butt Scenes” and “Famous Texas Woman” COULD have been me, but I doubt it.
“Hoots Butt” I just don’t even understand. Maybe FringeGirl does. She used butt in one of her titles once. “Texas Butt Trash” isn’t me because I’ve never smoked. It does have a good ring to it, though.
You can bet your famous butt that a Texan wasn’t searching for “Longhorn Antlers.” We all learned in the Texas 101 class that cows have horns; deer have antlers. And what the heck does “Saling a Snake” mean, anyway.
I had a good laugh over “Decorative Dental Rugs.” I had visions of rugs with crowns and drills and Mindy’s grandmother's teeth woven into it! Snakeman probably searched for “The Buck Stops Here Rug.” I think he really needs that rug because hunting with a bow and arrow doesn’t produce much meat.
Phrases using “Peyote” picked up The Texas Woman a lot. I didn’t realize the drug was so popular and especially around El Paso. “Peyote Skull” was my favorite. I figure he must be a heavy user and that’s a nickname. “Hey, Peyote Skull. What’s happening, man? Haven’t seen ya fer awhile.”
You’ll swear this was me - “Purse Dead Animal Texas.” I admit I was tempted to run a search on that myself but I was afraid roadkill would be involved.
There were three searches I just know were trying to find me - ”Texas Woman Blog Spot George Cooney” (Renee finally confessed that was her search!), “Texas Woman I Love You” (IT Guy, maybe? Nah, probably not), and “Woman of Olden Days.” I knew I shouldn’t have put my age on my blog!
