Which is better? This? Or this?

My optometrist and I have a love/hate relationship. He loves the fact I need new glasses every year and I hate all the decisions I have to make when I sit in his chair!

"Which is better? This? Or this?" he asks.

"Could you show me that again, please?"

"Cher, this is the fourth time I've shown you these two. I'll show you one more time! Which is better? This? Or this?"

"Well, they both look pretty much the same to me."

"OK, now we're getting someplace. Which is better now? This? Or this?"

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I haven't been to Eye School, but I ask you. Which is better?

This?

Or this?

Need to see them again?

No? Good. And I agree with your decision.

Now. Which is better?

This?

Or this?

Again, I agree with your choice. Thank you so much for your help.

Now, could you go with me to the eye doctor next month?

I bought all of these at a garage sale this morning for $2!