Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Apple's new iTit, a must-have for breast cancer reconstruction!



Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major breast reconstruction breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

20 comments:

  1. EEEEEEK! Does one get two of them to have stereo? Where do you find this stuff, anyhow?

    You must have amazing sources. Thank you for the humor and insight you giver us on every visit.
    Helene

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  2. LOVE IT!! That is totally awesome and what a clever invention! Take care.

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  3. What next? An implantable boob tube?

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  4. I wonder if you can record personalized messages in them...

    Oh, the fun you could have!

    -FringeGirl

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  5. Laughing...you are absolutely delightful! Never a dull moment reading your blog. Sorry I've been amiss these days. Hope you are doing ok.

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  6. Just curious...how do you (or someone else, wink wink) adjust the sound?
    Trash

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  7. My hUbby would be trying the change the stations...ha ha love your sense of humor..how have you been???

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  8. Yeah, but will you need to by an upgrade every year or so when they bring out iTit V 2.0 ??

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  9. Can you download to them? just wonderin'

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  10. What next! Why didn't they have these when I worked at the plastic surgeons!!! We could have 2 free procedures a year - you should change your title to WILD WOMAN!!!
    Jennifer

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  11. Love it. Think of you often and hope you are nearing the end of chemo... Can't wait till you get this new "thing"

    Barbara

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  12. I just realized that your posts + your commenters=

    AN AMAZING BRAIN TRUST OPERATING ON SOME OTHER LEVEL.

    I am so glad I'm here!

    Laura

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  13. Girl you are awesome... you always make me laugh!! Loving the Totally Tasteless Posts, the roasting of the weiners rocks!! I think I need to copy Juans "to do" list and hand off a copy to my hubby for some house assistance! Sounds like you are doing great, BIG HUGS, Janna

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  14. I leave you unattended for a week, and this happens! Has Apple heard about this yet? Obviously you are doing fine! Thanks for the laughs! Angie

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  15. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I want one! I won't need my ipod anymore!! That rocks

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