Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Apple's new iTit, a must-have for breast cancer reconstruction!



Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major breast reconstruction breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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  1. Helene BurnettOctober 29, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    EEEEEEK! Does one get two of them to have stereo? Where do you find this stuff, anyhow?

    You must have amazing sources. Thank you for the humor and insight you giver us on every visit.
    Helene

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  2. SueOctober 29, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    LOVE IT!! That is totally awesome and what a clever invention! Take care.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    What next? An implantable boob tube?

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  4. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    I wonder if you can record personalized messages in them...

    Oh, the fun you could have!

    -FringeGirl

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  5. Arthur B. BurnettOctober 29, 2009 at 8:58 PM

    You bad Cher! You so bad.

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  6. WhisperWood CottageOctober 29, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Now they can listen and stare at the same time! :)

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  7. CarenOctober 30, 2009 at 6:49 AM

    Laughing...you are absolutely delightful! Never a dull moment reading your blog. Sorry I've been amiss these days. Hope you are doing ok.

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  8. trash talkOctober 30, 2009 at 7:00 AM

    Just curious...how do you (or someone else, wink wink) adjust the sound?
    Trash

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  9. vintage girl at heartOctober 30, 2009 at 7:37 AM

    My hUbby would be trying the change the stations...ha ha love your sense of humor..how have you been???

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  10. Colleen - the AmAzINg Mrs. BOctober 30, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    Yeah, but will you need to by an upgrade every year or so when they bring out iTit V 2.0 ??

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  11. MamaOctober 31, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    Can you download to them? just wonderin'

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  12. JenniferNovember 2, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    What next! Why didn't they have these when I worked at the plastic surgeons!!! We could have 2 free procedures a year - you should change your title to WILD WOMAN!!!
    Jennifer

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  13. BarbaraNovember 6, 2009 at 4:09 AM

    Love it. Think of you often and hope you are nearing the end of chemo... Can't wait till you get this new "thing"

    Barbara

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  14. LauraNovember 7, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    I just realized that your posts + your commenters=

    AN AMAZING BRAIN TRUST OPERATING ON SOME OTHER LEVEL.

    I am so glad I'm here!

    Laura

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  15. Artsy Fartsy Junkin FindsNovember 8, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    Girl you are awesome... you always make me laugh!! Loving the Totally Tasteless Posts, the roasting of the weiners rocks!! I think I need to copy Juans "to do" list and hand off a copy to my hubby for some house assistance! Sounds like you are doing great, BIG HUGS, Janna

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  16. Whispering Pine CottageNovember 8, 2009 at 11:04 PM

    I leave you unattended for a week, and this happens! Has Apple heard about this yet? Obviously you are doing fine! Thanks for the laughs! Angie

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  17. Garden Antqs VintageNovember 10, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Cher, this is hilarious!!

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  18. Six divided by two.....November 19, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I want one! I won't need my ipod anymore!! That rocks

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