Help me! Ninety-fifth post and counting!

I need your help! I am desperately seeking the written sound that a newspaper comic page child makes when he sticks out his tongue and blows. You know the one. It's always shown with spit spurting from his mouth and thumbs in his ears, fingers wagging.

What is that word? I need it!

I have looked through the comics in my pile of back newspapers. I have searched http://www.urbandictionary.com/, skipping over the dirty words that some people think are so hysterically funny (OK, I didn't skip over all of them. Some of them really are funny!). I have even asked people who now think I am totally nuts but who probably never really thought I was quite sane before either.

You see, I have this fool of a friend (we'll call her PJ to keep it simple) who writes such lies and tomfoolery that I need to use this term to reply to her emails.

I've tried using "Pfsst" but she just said I failed spelling!

I tried using "Phhshaw" but she said I was spitting!

Please help me. It's the only word that will shut her up!


COMMENTS ON YESTERDAY'S BLOG THAT YOU NEED TO READ:

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...
Evidently your readers have not studied the history of the Santa clan. Raised at the North Pole, the clan had to survive on a diet of red beans, pinto beans, lima bean, kidney beans and black beans. The Santa clan diet resulted in big, round, bloated bellies, red cheeks and massive amounts of flatulence. Ergo....the flatulence flap!

Rlege said...
You have unearthed a Pelsnickle!!! Definition: a somewhat sinister looking Santa Claus figure often modeled of papier-mâché, usually of German origin, made around the turn of the 20th century.The Pennsylvania Dutch Santa figure, Pelze Nichol, which was pronounced "pelsnickle" by Americans eventually became belsnickle.