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Evidently your readers have not studied the history of the Santa clan. Raised at the North Pole, the clan had to survive on a diet of red beans, pinto beans, lima bean, kidney beans and black beans. The Santa clan diet resulted in big, round, bloated bellies, red cheeks and massive amounts of flatulence. Ergo....the flatulence flap!
Definition: a somewhat sinister looking Santa Claus figure often modeled of papier-mâché, usually of German origin, made around the turn of the 20th century.
The Pennsylvania Dutch Santa figure, Pelze Nichol, which was pronounced "pelsnickle" by Americans eventually became belsnickle.
You know somewhere, some has something even worse!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Where'd you find that?
ReplyDeleteIt worries me that I can't see his hands!
ReplyDeleteI think this is one bad santa!
ReplyDeleteEvidently your readers have not studied the history of the Santa clan. Raised at the North Pole, the clan had to survive on a diet of red beans, pinto beans, lima bean, kidney beans and black beans. The Santa clan diet resulted in big, round, bloated bellies, red cheeks and massive amounts of flatulence. Ergo....the flatulence flap!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Domestic Fringe on this one.
ReplyDeleteI hope your dog is healing quickly!
You have unearthed a Pelsnickle !!!
ReplyDeleteDefinition: a somewhat sinister looking Santa Claus figure often modeled of papier-mâché, usually of German origin, made around the turn of the 20th century.
The Pennsylvania Dutch Santa figure, Pelze Nichol, which was pronounced "pelsnickle" by Americans eventually became belsnickle.
I just wanted to let you know i am alway glad to make your day! :)
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