Breakin' bad news on my blog!
I have bad news and I can't seem to tell my sista.
You see, Sis is madly in love with the Freecreditreport dude on TV. The bad news is that the guy on the commercials, Eric Violette, is a French-Canadian actor who speaks with a strong accent. Consequently, Eric doesn't sing those songs! Somebody else does.
Eric, cutie though he may be, only lip syncs. Sista's in love with somebody who doesn't even exist. She'll be crushed!
Heckfire, I was crushed.
It was like finding out your boyfriend stuffs rolled-up socks down his pants!
Or that your kid isn't enrolled in college like you thought and you've been giving him tuition money for years!
Or that PJ and Malisa are really...well, you get the picture. I don't have to divulge everything I know!
Here's Eric in the snappy commercials of a product I'd never buy. Be sure to watch the second video all the way through. It's a take-off of one of the credit commercials and has a darling ending!
Oh, and sorry, Sis, to break the news to you this way. Love ya, though!