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ohhhhh, I'm screaming! I'm carrying duct tape where ever I go, and applying it as needed. "Excuse me sir, let me help out right about here.." I want that picture for a bumper sticker. Are you married to this guy? Is this your brother? Would you date that?
This has made my day! Cher, is this my Christmas present?
PJ, do you want the guy? The tape? Or the opportunity to touch a load of crack for Christmas? Just let me know which one you want and I'll make it happen!
I can only shake my head in speechless disbelief. Okay, hands are now over my eyes as I'm laughing...still in disbelief. Now wondering how I am supposed to carry on with my day without that image in my mind. Back to stunned silence.
HA! We should all carry around ducktape and hand out strips to cover the cracks. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI didn't even know they made it that wide! I'd hate to have hired the HVAC contractor that needs 4" duct tape.
ReplyDeleteAll buts aside, a whole new use for Alabama chrome!!! Debbie
ReplyDeleteWhat a "crack" up!! Sorry couldn't resist. Merry Christmas, T
ReplyDeleteohhhhh, I'm screaming! I'm carrying duct tape where ever I go, and applying it as needed. "Excuse me sir, let me help out right about here.." I want that picture for a bumper sticker. Are you married to this guy? Is this your brother? Would you date that?
ReplyDeleteThis has made my day! Cher, is this my Christmas present?
PJ, do you want the guy? The tape? Or the opportunity to touch a load of crack for Christmas? Just let me know which one you want and I'll make it happen!
ReplyDeleteThe Texas Woman
Talk about a crack in the sidewalk! Remember "step on a crack, break your mother's back"? Sorry Cher, I just couldn't stop myself. Tn'T
ReplyDeleteI can only shake my head in speechless disbelief. Okay, hands are now over my eyes as I'm laughing...still in disbelief. Now wondering how I am supposed to carry on with my day without that image in my mind. Back to stunned silence.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, not so yummy!
ReplyDeleteLove Your Blog!
Now i am all better!
Thanks for the laugh!
Jackie
You know. He probably put it there, cuz he couldn't afford wax and he's just trying to clean up a hairy situation in a thrifty type manner! ~Mindy
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny!
ReplyDeleteHappy Holidays!
Lisa
can you imagine, your picture here or any where like this.
ReplyDeleteOh, that is too funny! Ouch, when it comes off. (It will come off, won't it?)
ReplyDeleteHooray! Totally Tasteless Tuesday! My favorite!
ReplyDeleteI have been driving all day and just pulled into Lubbock at 12:30 am...but had to check my Tuesday favorite!
All I can say...that gives a new meaning to "crack kills"!
Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Christmas Eve!
Merry! Merry!
Malisa