Wednesday, November 26, 2008

My diet is broken!

My diet is broken.
There’s sugar on my lips.
My diet is broken.
Fat’s going to my hips.

Oh, why did I make it,
If I couldn’t have a taste.
Oh, why did I make it,
If it’s going to my waist.

It didn’t make it to baking.
I ate all the dough.
It didn’t make it to baking.
My pants I’ll outgrow.

Without the desserts
The children won’t come.
Without the desserts
Thanksgiving’s ho-hum!

Happy Thanksgiving
from Texas, ya'll!


The Texas Woman

3 comments:

  1. LOL! That was fantastic!! You've got real talent as a poet. I'm a big, long sweater tomorrow so I won't feel badly about not buttoning my pants. ;) Enjoy your Thanksgiving, your family, and of course the food.

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  2. That's what stretchy pants are for. I bust those bad boys out every year from Thanksgiving right on thru Christmas(sometimes New Years Eve). Happy Thanksgiving!!! Debbie

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  3. Love the poetry... love my gown all day tomorrow. Richard doesn't care, he's seen it before. Love that you spell ya'll the correct Texas spelling... have a great fun day, and kiss that grandchild!

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