Monday, September 14, 2009
Guest blogging b@$!@#d!
Since The Texas Woman has been a backsliding blogger lately, I, her husband Juan Luckybastard, have decided to guest blog today in an effort to get Cher back to her laptop.
Oh, I remember the days when associating Cher with a lap top meant something totally different to me than it does now but I'd better not go down that trail. She might not let me come back to blog again.
Like my name implies, I count myself lucky. While most men are forced to change into their wife's idea of an ideal husband, Cher is becoming more and more like me! Soon we'll have matching hairdos, or should I say matching lack of hairdos since we'll both be bald. And in a matter of months we'll have matching chests too — both flat.
At first, Cher wondered if the lack of these human accessories would effect my feelings towards her but I pointed out that she fell in love with me when I was both bald and flat-chested and I know I'll love her when she's bald and flat-chested too!
But the best part of the new Cher will be that I'll get my pick of these lovely ladies to spend time with...
...ahhhh, would number two please step forward?