Just thought my short-armed friends would want to know!
The misspellings in the text below the ad are on the website.
For over a hundred years we've been using toilet tissues the same old way. Now there's a better way with the extended reach and comfortable to use Comfort Wipe™. It grabs and holds the toilet tissue in perfect postions so you can easily wipe yourself. When you're done, just dispense the soiled tissue right in the toilet with the press of a button. Comfort Wipe™ extends your reach a full 18" while the anotomical design follows the contours of your body for perfect cleaning. It's perfect for everyone, especially if you have trouble easily reaching because of physical limitations such as bad shoulder or other mobility litimations. Now you'll never have to touch a dirty toilet tissue!Thanks, SIE.
Not to be rude, but is that gadget just a disguise for a sex toy? Sounds like it to me!
ReplyDeleteI have litimations...does that me a drunk? If so, is there a gadget to keep me from falling off the seat? Or a "crapper" instead of a "clapper" for no hands flushing?
ReplyDeleteDebbie
Okay, that is right up there with disgustingly funny! TMI....but there must be a need, otherwise, who would invent such a thing.. And for only $19.99!
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad the pic in the ad doesn't show it actually being used. The next generation of the product will be the Comfort Wipe Holder, to hold the Comfort Wipe device so you don't have to actually touch it yourself. This could get to the point where you don't actually have to be in the same room as the toilet paper! Enjoy your day. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThis is American ingenuity at its' best.
ReplyDelete-FringeGirl
Will wonders never cease......
ReplyDeleteI have been wondering what to give away for my next contest! Thanks for the answer, Cher!
ReplyDeleteMalisa
Yes, there is a legitimate need for the ComfortWIpe,and you who need this item
ReplyDeleteknow who you are.
OMG... My dad would buy this in a heart beat...love it!!!
ReplyDeleteWell there's another invention idea I had down the toilet!
ReplyDeleteUmm.. Hm. I think there are just some things best left to the tools most of us are born with.
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