Saturday, December 13, 2008

Drawing the winner from...er...um...a cleavage?

Sometimes it's pretty hard to find a clean bowl at my house or any other type of clean container that could possibly hold all the numbers from your entries to my 100th post contest. So either I had to do dishes or improvise.

I was standing at the kitchen sink with a dishrag in one hand and a bottle of dish soap in the other, asking IT Guy what I was suppose to do next, when the doorbell rang. The minute I saw Renee I knew I was saved from the drudgery of housework. I had my container!


No, that's not teeth in a red shark's mouth. It's papers with your numbers on them in Renee's Wonder Bra! If you don't believe me that it's a wonder bra, just read the 2Chippys' story on it.

As you can see, Renee had to have help. She just couldn't seem to do it on her own!


So Renee and Sally announce that the winner to my 100th post contest is...
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You feel kind of stupid doing this, don't you?


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BDOGS!!!!!

Congratulations, Bdogs. Email me at thetexaswoman@gmail.com with your address so I can send you the cypress knee santa!

9 comments:

  1. I'm so sad. I'm crying. It's not nice to make a girl cry so close to Christmas. Don't worry...I'm sure I'll get over it...someday.

    Congrats Bdog!

    I've gotta git me one of them there wunder bras.
    -FringeGirl

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  2. I want to know who reached their hand in THERE, cause that was the real winner. Nothing else was pulled out beside the winning name was it? Tn'T

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  3. Well, I for one, was bustin' to find out who won.

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  4. This gives a whole new meaning to "get your guns up"! Great post!

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  5. That's a riot! Written in true Texas woman style!

    Love your blog! I'm glad I found you....will visit often!

    LaurieAnna

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  6. I find it MIGHTY suspicious that Sally 'helped' and the winner is BDOGS. Please. Don't try that foolery again or I will sic Patsy on you!
    ox lulu
    p.s. nice to see you and the Girls, Renee

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  7. How exciting to get to see Renee on your blog. She is a real winner herself. What else did she have in that bra? The usual? Lauri @ chippys

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  8. She had a big red tube of lipstick sticking out between the girls! THAT was embarrassing! Also her cell was in there somewhere because when it rang later in the morning, I witnessed the ringtone patdown. I didn't see any money, surprisingly!

    The Texas Woman

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